Dude, They Got Porn

OK - so many of you know I'm obsessed with Michael Vartan and that the weekly Alias episodes aren't enough so I get my daily dose of MV from "The Safe House" - http://www.vartanho.com/news/index.html

Pardon me for not putting the link in the word, I don't know how.

Anyway, I posted something on the VHO Chat through Yahoo and another user emailed me, we emailed back and forth, blah blah, she's more obsessed than me. Here is where it gets spicy! She says "did you ever read the cover stories?" and I'm like "Um, No." I go in to look at the cover stories.

Jaw Drops.

Direct Quote:"DUDE, WTF!" I'm sorry, am I at a website or reading a Sandra Brown novel.

It's like PORN! Erotica! It's Michael Vartan/Jennifer Garner erotica written out in story format. WTF!! Now I think that is crossing the line of fandom if you ask me! You can call me what you want but I'M not the one posting MV Porn on the internet! And not all of them are bad (like porn), but they have a rating system. How messed up is that son? I am starting to get a whole new light of the Ho's who run the SafeHouse. Is it really that Safe?? Do I keep going everyday, or find a new site to get my MV news from? They are the best after all. And they do have other stories under Cover Stories - some are only PG! Not like I'm defending them....

Shall I turn in my Ho number? I think I'm number 3500 or something, I know I'm up there since I'm new. Please note the original Ho's are the ones who wrote PORN!!!!!!!!!!

(I bet you aren't reading this anymore, I bet you clicked above to find the porn...sickos....)

Anyway...

Tonight is the big free Happy Hour at Flappy's and Oldies is gonna be there giving out prizes. Last time I went I got a shitty prize cause this guy staked out a spot near the table and kept running up with the answers to the questions before I could get there. So there is me on the other side of the bar trying to run over, and after he left I finally won and guess what I won? Freaking passes to see Alexander at Flix. Yeah, and that movie was up for what, two whole weeks? So I never used them and I just recently found them in my purse. This just proves my point that even if you give someone free tickets to see a Collin Farrell flick doesn't mean they are going to take you up on the offer, cause he sucks. Plus, wasn't that movie like Porn?