Thursday, January 26, 2006

New Tax Form

I got this in an email this morning at about 10 a.m. and I'm still chuckling about it....


I Wish I Could Quit You!

How Does This Happen?

I'd like to know how someone could be so dumb. Someone who is smart enough to connive other people, runs his own communications firm, and direct corporate leaders through crisis doesn't "think" he has to pay taxes when he wins a million dollars?

I have one thing to say about this here article.

Dude, WTF???

Wednesday, January 18, 2006

I Wish I Could Quit You

OK Everyone! That movie Brokeback Mountain Came out and I was all watching the previews for 40 weeks cause it seemed like they were advertising it forever before it started. Now the previews are still going, and they are like "Nominated for 5 Golden Globes" or whatever they were nominated for, and they are STILL showing it all the time. And each and everytime I see it I hear the words "I wish I could quit you." So now, each time someone mentions that movie I say out loud "I wish I could quit you," in the best Jake Gyllenhal voice I can muster. Ask my roomate - I think she's getting a little god damned sick of it. I said it four times last night, then someone came in and asked me if I wanted to go to the movies and I said "Brokeback Mountain, I wish I could quit you" and they said "No thank you, I don't want to see a movie about cowboys backpacking." But come on now - that girl from Dawson's Creek is in it. Not Katie, the other one, what's her name???

Speaking of Mountains....

Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Sexy Then?

Hey Dudes! My friend Kelly sent this over from - it's about what was Sexy in 1985 and what's sexy now, and guess who is on it as being sexy then AND now? My friend, the man I touched, Bono. And although I'm here bragging about it, I do think we all need to recognize the mullet was not sexy. Oh, and the pic they use - they could find better, but I digress, he made the list!!!

Click here to view!

Wednesday, January 04, 2006

Peppermint Bliss

Alright people, don't get jealous. You might have a cutie in your family, but I have a cutie in my family who has control over the biggest piece of peppermint I have ever seen. Yes folks, that is a real candy cane sitting next to my cousin Madeline, and I am fairly certain that the cane is still intact. If you have any big projects in the next few months which require the delicious peppermint bliss seen here, let me know. I can probably arrange something for you. If not, looks like someone I know will be eating peppermint sprinkles on their ice cream until the end of the Bush Administration. Which, by the way, Channel 2 falsely reported was halfway over. We should be so lucky - we still have three years of that idiot left. Let's see how high gas can go people, ROCK ON and put some money in daddy's pocket, baby needs another martini, high ball, old fashion and case of Heineken (just another night...)