Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Dustin Diamond is a Big Asshole

Has anyone watched that Celebrity Fit Club? I like to watch it when it's on, and cause they run it in reruns all the time, you're likely to catch it any day of the weekend. So I watched the first episode and I was like "wow, that Dustin Diamond is kind of an asshole," cause he was being a real dickhead. You know Dustin, he played Screech on Saved by the Bell. You know, everyone's least favorite character on Saved by the Bell? I remember watching it with Jane and she really couldn't stand him, she'd be like 'What a fucking idiot, he's so stupid, he ruined this show.' When he was on that Miss Bliss's classroom, he was OK, but then they started having him act stupid just to act stupid. And he'd do stupid stuff and you'd be like "you fucking idiot." Then the show ended and he went off and did nothing, then that porn tape was "leaked" and now he thinks he's the shit. So I watched more of the Celebrity Fit Club and you can TELL he thinks he's the shit by the way he acts. He says stupid stuff and makes comments and insults people just to be an asshole, but if you say something about him "Oh, I don't have to take this harassment."

So I watched the finale and he was making more stupid comments, generally being an asshole (as we all wondered - why the frig does he have a girlfriend) and I was thinking man, those poor cast members. I felt so bad for anyone who had to be on that show and be near him, becuase I think they all wanted to beat his ass (I sure did) and they couldn't touch him becuase he'd be like "I'll call my lawyer." So I started to wonder - how does one become such a big fucking asshole? I wanted to write him a letter and tell him he's an idiot, then write a letter to poor little Ross the Intern and tell him he's a saint for putting up with that Useless Piece of Shit. And what's the worst? His team won, which means he won the same prizes as them, but he didn't do anything, he was all "I'm going to lose weight but I'm not going to listen to what you said." Well way to go fuck face - be an asshole why dont' you? That's what you do best!

Boy - I sure have a lot of hostility for Dustin. I hope he's not on another show for a long time.

On a happy note - props to the IRS for busting out Jessica's ITIN after telling me they didn't get my paperwork. And after I called the woman at the IRS who told me she doesn't have a crystal ball and she can't predict the future. Can I get a wut wut?

Friday, June 08, 2007

Justice is Served

Judge orders Paris Hilton back to jail

Weeping actress screams 'It's not right!' as she's taken from courtroom

Oh, it's right Paris - It's RIGHT!!!!!!!!

Thursday, June 07, 2007

Paris Out of Jail

So looky what I just read.

Paris Hilton has been let out of jail and will now serve a 40 day sentance at home. With an ankle bracelet.

What a freaking JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You have got to be kidding me. Why not give her back her license while your at it?

I heard she was cold in prison, on accounta she was only given ONE blanket and NO pillow. Boy, she's got it bad. And she couldn't sleep either cause of the loud noises in the prison. It echoed everywhere. She was distraught and not eating. Never mind the non-celebrities who commit crimes and go to the pound-me-in-the-ass prisons.

Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah.

Cry Me a River You Asshole.

Next time don't let your publicist run your life - figure out for yourself that yes, in fact, your license is suspended.....