Wednesday, February 08, 2006

George-ism for the Day Part II

My friend Lisa sent me George Carlin's New Rules for 2006. I'm not even sure these are originally from George Carlin, but I had to share this one because you KNOW I agree with it!

New Rule: The more complicated the Starbucks order, the bigger the asshole. If you walk into a Starbucks and order a "decaf grande half-soy, half-low fat, iced vanilla, double-shot, gingerbread cappuccino, extra dry, light ice, with one Sweet-n'-Low and one NutraSweet," ooh, you're a huge asshole.

However - I have to share this one with you too, because I laughed so hard I almost spit my coffee (not from Starbucks) out, because it's TRUE! He's not cheese!

New Rule: When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to know in months. "27 Months." "He's two," will do just fine. He's not a cheese.


Mike said...

Those aren't George Carlin's rules. They're Bill Maher's. They're still funny.

PS: Found you through Tomato Nation.

Anonymous said...

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