Goal List for 2014

I have a hearty list of goals for 2014.  They are:

• Quit playing Words with Friends
• Get on skis for the first time. Try to stay on them for 1.5 hours.
• Run one 5K a month, every month.
• Get things ready for Christmas before December 23.
• Quit taking everything so personally.

I had a sixth goal, which was "Start stealing toilet paper from restaurants," but I don't want to overdo it. I am looking at this list now and I find it exhausting.