So you think you know why all the Giraffe pics are popping up on Facebook? You were wrong. They are popping up because of the Great Giraffe Incident of 2013, which happened just weeks ago!
The conversation below (which sums up the incident) took place in my parent's driveway when I was dropping Dad off after our excursion to see the Polar Bears.
Me: Mom, I am never going back to the zoo. I saw a giraffe (whisper) having sex with another giraffe.
Mom: Shut up, you did not.
Me: I did, ask Dad.
Mom: Fran, is that true?
Dad: Oh yeah, he was really pounding into her.
I never thought my car could go from 0 to 50 so fast in such a short space. I had to get OUT of there. There are a few things you don't want to see with your dad standing next to you, and a few things you don't want to talk about with both mom and dad. It all happened on that terrible day.
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