So today JB and I got on the subject of Sizzlean. You know Sizzlean, the Reduced-Fat Sugar-Cured Beef Bacon Substitute Breakfast Strips. The one with the Motto, move over bacon, now there's something leaner?
Clearly, JB is excited about Sizzlean, as he had this to say.
"Whenever my mom slapped that stuff down in front of me on Saturday morning, I was like, 'Shit yo, moms, did we hit the fuckin’ Powerball?'"
I never knew Sizzlean was that expensive. Or maybe Jeff was that poor. Teehee
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