I Wish I Could Quit You

OK Everyone! That movie Brokeback Mountain Came out and I was all watching the previews for 40 weeks cause it seemed like they were advertising it forever before it started. Now the previews are still going, and they are like "Nominated for 5 Golden Globes" or whatever they were nominated for, and they are STILL showing it all the time. And each and everytime I see it I hear the words "I wish I could quit you." So now, each time someone mentions that movie I say out loud "I wish I could quit you," in the best Jake Gyllenhal voice I can muster. Ask my roomate - I think she's getting a little god damned sick of it. I said it four times last night, then someone came in and asked me if I wanted to go to the movies and I said "Brokeback Mountain, I wish I could quit you" and they said "No thank you, I don't want to see a movie about cowboys backpacking." But come on now - that girl from Dawson's Creek is in it. Not Katie, the other one, what's her name???