Dude, I just read that Dave Navarro and Carmen Electra are ending their marriage.
I wonder what did it for them. Was it the fact that he wore more makeup than her during their wedding (and every day for that matter)? That he had his nails done for the wedding and she didn't? That he takes longer than her to get ready in the morning and uses more hairspray for that matter? That he secretly wants to be a woman? That he's trying to bed reality TV babes? Who knows!!!!!!! All I can say is, I'm speechless. I thought those kids were going to last forever, but I should have known better. Since Heather Locklear and Tommy Lee broke up, nothing shocks me. I thought those kids were going to make it too. Them and Eddie Van Halen and Valerie Burtanelli. And Brad and Jen.
Boy, was I wrong!
Rest In Peace Navarro Marriage (2003-2006). Rest. In. Peace.
Tuesday, July 18, 2006
Wednesday, July 05, 2006
What an Injustice!
Well ain't this about a bitch??????
This dude effs over hundreds of people by ruining their futures and retirements, is found guilty of multiple crimes, and dies before sentancing? Boy did HE get off easy. I would have loved to hear the stories of Ken Lay in the "Federal Pound Me In the Ass Prison."
As Mammie from Gone With the Wind would say, It ain't fittin, it just ain't fittin.
This dude effs over hundreds of people by ruining their futures and retirements, is found guilty of multiple crimes, and dies before sentancing? Boy did HE get off easy. I would have loved to hear the stories of Ken Lay in the "Federal Pound Me In the Ass Prison."
As Mammie from Gone With the Wind would say, It ain't fittin, it just ain't fittin.
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