tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10582992.post111721307411413249..comments2024-03-12T07:17:55.278-04:00Comments on Dude, WTF???: Three Day WeekendLorihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11626900045138101086noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10582992.post-1117222405461151722005-05-27T15:33:00.000-04:002005-05-27T15:33:00.000-04:00Lori, My reply to the people who want to talk abo...Lori,<BR/> My reply to the people who want to talk about their big holiday picnics is for you to say. "I hear we're expecting some rain, I hope they're right, we could sure use it, by the way did you happen to rent a tent for your <B>BIG PARTY</B>" That should stop them dead in their tracks and keep them from asking again on the 4th of July!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10582992.post-1117217511179331762005-05-27T14:11:00.000-04:002005-05-27T14:11:00.000-04:00Well Lor,I have the solution....Your answer when "...Well Lor,<BR/><BR/>I have the solution....Your answer when "they" ask...You went out with Kel Sat nite and had a kick ass time - so much so that you can't really recall the rest of it! So many cute boys, not a long enough weekend!!!!!!!<BR/><BR/>...this idea brought to you by...you can hang with me Sat nite onaccounna I have nothing really going on either, ha! - Mem Day Weekend - Overrated!!!!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10582992.post-1117215759329115662005-05-27T13:42:00.000-04:002005-05-27T13:42:00.000-04:00You could say...During my marathon masturbation se...You could say...<BR/><BR/>During my marathon masturbation session, I realized that my vibrator was not nearly big enough to take care of the job. Ask your wife how that feels; I'm sure she could tell you. Anyway, I went to the adult section at Spenser Gifts and got the KING SIZE vibrator. Took it home, and got busy!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10582992.post-1117215248618289572005-05-27T13:34:00.000-04:002005-05-27T13:34:00.000-04:00I feel your pain. Here's my response to that quest...I feel your pain. Here's my response to that question:<BR/><BR/>"What am I doing? Nothing for me. In fact, I'm shelling out shitloads of money for a friend of mine who thought it was a good idea to have her wedding on a holiday weekend. Hotels are more expensive, gas is more expensive (not to mention the lines at the pump), the traffic is horrendous, and my dress doesn't fit. Thanks for nothing, for better or worse my ass."<BR/><BR/>I'm not bitter.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10582992.post-1117214532501756202005-05-27T13:22:00.000-04:002005-05-27T13:22:00.000-04:00I prefer the simple, indirect, "Oh yes, wasn't the...I prefer the simple, indirect, "Oh yes, wasn't the weather beautiful? It was so nice to have three days to relax. I really needed the time to unwind."<BR/><BR/>If they push you about what EXACTLY you did - tell them heroin.CGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06595831484880828629noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10582992.post-1117213729761763782005-05-27T13:08:00.001-04:002005-05-27T13:08:00.001-04:00"I had better things to do inside.""I had better things to do inside."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10582992.post-1117213726515483752005-05-27T13:08:00.000-04:002005-05-27T13:08:00.000-04:00You could always say you got so drunk you don't re...You could always say you got so drunk you don't remember...<BR/><BR/>- From the Brain of JAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com