98% of American's say "Oh Shit" before going into a ditch on a slippery road.
The other 2% are from Buffalo and they say "Hold my coffee and watch this."
Thursday, May 29, 2008
Tuesday, May 27, 2008
That's It - I'm Driving
I just read an article on the Business First Daily Update entitled:
US Air cuts out the snacks
Unbelievable. Taking away the peanuts and mini bags of pretzels cause of high gas costs? Does this mean you still get a free drink? It did not specify.
I'll be doing all my traveling via Motor Car in the future. Or via two feet and a heartbeat. Or maybe I'm just not going to go anywhere cause I'm on the fixed income.
Anyway, can you believe this? What's next - no co-pilot? Or maybe they'll just go around the plane and collect 10 bucks from each passenger before the plane will take off.....
US Air cuts out the snacks
Unbelievable. Taking away the peanuts and mini bags of pretzels cause of high gas costs? Does this mean you still get a free drink? It did not specify.
I'll be doing all my traveling via Motor Car in the future. Or via two feet and a heartbeat. Or maybe I'm just not going to go anywhere cause I'm on the fixed income.
Anyway, can you believe this? What's next - no co-pilot? Or maybe they'll just go around the plane and collect 10 bucks from each passenger before the plane will take off.....
Thursday, May 22, 2008
Last Comic Standing
So tonight was the return of Last Comic Standing on NBC. Paul and I watched it last summer and thought we'd give it another whirl.
Note to self: You know it's going to be bad when the Talent Scouts are funnier than the comics, and the Talent Scouts don't even talk that much. Thank God Belzer (AKA Munch from Law and Order SVU) was there for the round in NYC. The beginning was just PAINFUL.....it got a bit better when they went to the showcase, but not much. And they only let five people move on in that round. Four of them were what I deemed OK, the other girl, well, Paul farted and it was funnier than she was. I gave up when they went to Tempe, Arizona and came online.
What a dissapointment.
So next week Thursday is the finale of Lost. After that all the TV shows will be done and Lord knows I'm not sticking with LCS. What the hell is a girl to do, read a book or something? GEESH. I might as well go clean in my basement. Good grief.
Note to self: You know it's going to be bad when the Talent Scouts are funnier than the comics, and the Talent Scouts don't even talk that much. Thank God Belzer (AKA Munch from Law and Order SVU) was there for the round in NYC. The beginning was just PAINFUL.....it got a bit better when they went to the showcase, but not much. And they only let five people move on in that round. Four of them were what I deemed OK, the other girl, well, Paul farted and it was funnier than she was. I gave up when they went to Tempe, Arizona and came online.
What a dissapointment.
So next week Thursday is the finale of Lost. After that all the TV shows will be done and Lord knows I'm not sticking with LCS. What the hell is a girl to do, read a book or something? GEESH. I might as well go clean in my basement. Good grief.
Thursday, May 01, 2008
Gui La Douche
So I knew I wasn't the only one, even VH1 Execs. admit that Dustin is an asshole. Check out this wording from their website.
Top 5: Dustin's Douchebag Moments
Dustin's bad reputation precedes him this season. Check out the top five douche moments!
I love it...top five douche moments. Wording like that should win prizes.
Top 5: Dustin's Douchebag Moments
Dustin's bad reputation precedes him this season. Check out the top five douche moments!
I love it...top five douche moments. Wording like that should win prizes.
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